MediaLight Top Secret Thing
Hello brave soul.
What's this secret link? Maybe it's the rumoured emdrive! Or maybe it's just a beta bias light. :( If you have a coupon, you can get your reserved copy. If you don't have it I guess we'll sell you a spare beta version for $100. Whatever it is.
Remember, you agree to not share any details of this beta version publicly, otherwise we will send our goons after you. When we have a production version available, of course feel free to scream about it from the mountaintops but usually our beta versions need some work.
It's very possible that this beta version will totally suck, so we thank you in advance for testing it out!